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“dan stevens doing an albino german scientist voice like his life depends on it, carrying this on his weird little back”

“everyone warned me this was the weak link of the m3gan stuff and i watched it on hulu in my pajamas fully expecting to half-pay attention and then lily sullivan does that lovefool karaoke thing and i had to sit up. she is doing SO much, this weird husky stiff thing where she's figuring out how to be a person in real time, dancing in the rain, wandering a farmers market like she just got born. i get the companion comparisons and sure it doesn't reinvent anything but i don't care, i was locked in. paused it twice just to text my friend about her. i expected disposable and got a little obsessed instead”

“they really gave the deadliest animal in africa the eyes of a beloved cartoon and expected me to be scared”

“i could feel that fluorescent hum in my teeth, the yellow wallpaper is doing more acting than most people”

“eli roth sat on this idea for twenty years to give us Weapons told backwards by someone who hates you”