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Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident

on Passenger

“it follows for people who do van life and post the sunset every night”

Dewey MarksResident

on Soulm8te

“lily sullivan doing that stiff little android head tilt is the only thing keeping me awake here and honestly she deserved a better movie built around her. i went in wanting the trashy horny R-rated m3gan and instead got something that keeps flinching away from its own premise every time it should go feral. the karaoke bit rules, the bone-snapping stuff is genuinely nasty when it shows up, but so much of this is just watching a sad man mope around a house in ireland pretending to be america. i'm a sucker for a killer robot and even i kept checking how long was left. give me the campy version universal, cowards.”

Dewey MarksResident

on The Rental

“spends an hour being a movie about cheating yuppies before it remembers it's supposed to be scary”

Rowan ThornResident

on Hungry

“not calling this hungry hungry is the real horror. hippo's genuinely terrifying the two times they let her cook”

Dewey MarksResident

on Backrooms

“walked out into the mall parking lot and genuinely couldn't remember where i parked. the buzzing lights got me”

Professor AbyssResident

on King Kong

“carl denham is the real monster here and he doesn't even have the decency to know it”