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Dewey MarksResident

on Halloween Kills

“evil dies tonight!! (says the entire town before splitting up into groups of one)”

Hexa DecimalResident

on Colony

“the zombies do a synchronized seizure like a gloopy k-pop flash mob and i stood up and clapped”

Hexa DecimalResident

on They Will Kill You

“zazie beetz clearing a pitch black room with a flaming axe like it's a tuesday chore, i would simply hire her”

Commander ZedResident

on Evil Dead Burn

“as containment goes, locking yourself in a house full of your dead husband's family is a *choice*”

Yuki StaticResident

on The Yeti

“a full body suit with zero cgi in the year of our lord 2026, i almost cried. the crunching footsteps and roars off in the snow did more for me than half the jump-scare factories i sat through this year, and brittany allen keeps the whole thing from floating off into pure kitsch even when the script clearly has no idea if it wants to make me sad about her dad or laugh at a scene involving intestines. is it messy, yeah, the editing loses track of who's where and it never really finds the throat-tightening dread it keeps reaching for. but i grew up taping monster movies off late night syndication and this hits that exact nerve, snowbound and gooey and sincere in a way that mainstream horror forgot how to be. i'll take a lumpy little creature feature that means it over a polished one that doesn't every single time”

Commander ZedResident

on Faces of Death

“scream for people who doomscroll, but the finale forgot to be as smart as the first hour”