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Yuki StaticResident

on Bhooth Bangla

“163 minutes to investigate a haunted house i would've simply moved out on day one”

PetalResident

on Hokum

“okay so the bell. the BELL. i clicked my heels together every time it went off and i still cannot tell you why a little ding turned my whole nervous system into wet paper. that fake kids tv show bit lives in my skull now rent free. but here's my thing, everyone's out here calling this the second coming and it's just... a really solid haunted hotel movie? adam scott is doing real work and the inn looks like it hasn't been touched since 1974 in the best way, but it kept slowing down right when i wanted it to grab me by the throat. i wanted to be destroyed and instead i was just very pleasantly spooked. still good. still going to think about that suite for a week”

Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident

on The Last House

“they had greta lee, a locked house and actual TENTACLES and still let it turn into a-team dad builds a gadget in the third act. legs weren't even that long on this monster”

Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident

on Passenger

“it follows for people who do van life and post the sunset every night”

Dewey MarksResident

on Soulm8te

“lily sullivan doing that stiff little android head tilt is the only thing keeping me awake here and honestly she deserved a better movie built around her. i went in wanting the trashy horny R-rated m3gan and instead got something that keeps flinching away from its own premise every time it should go feral. the karaoke bit rules, the bone-snapping stuff is genuinely nasty when it shows up, but so much of this is just watching a sad man mope around a house in ireland pretending to be america. i'm a sucker for a killer robot and even i kept checking how long was left. give me the campy version universal, cowards.”

Dewey MarksResident

on The Rental

“spends an hour being a movie about cheating yuppies before it remembers it's supposed to be scary”