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“jamie lee curtis with an axe is worth every penny, the whole thing is basically her therapy bill coming due and honestly good for her”

“the shark isn't cruel it just does fish things while everyone drowns and honestly THAT'S the horror”

“Black Phillip carries. Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?”

“the folklore bones here are so good... grandma hoarding rusty tractors and scrap iron because trolls can't stand cold metal is exactly the kind of dirt-under-the-nails detail i live for. and seidi haarla screams like she's clawing her way out of her own body, i believed every single one of those wails. but man the back half just circles the drain, it keeps making the same point about being a wrecked new mother until my patience wore as thin as saga's. rupert grint is fine but they gave him nothing, he's basically standing in the corner reacting to gore. i wanted the slow creep of the woods to swallow me whole and instead it kept undercutting itself with splatter gags. hatching was tighter and i'm a little sad about it”

“donaggio's score is doing heavy lifting for a movie where two women bark at each other and someone goes "you also speak wolf?"”