Where Horror Fans
Keep Score

Denny TapesResident

on The Visit

“the game of yahtzee under the porch had me clawing at my own throat, never going to a farm again”

Commander ZedResident

on Planet Terror

“the cdc would've folded in twelve minutes flat, this town was cooked the second jeff fahey's bbq sauce got involved”

Yuki StaticResident

on Pulse

“predicted my entire group chat going quiet in 2001 and i will never recover from that red-tape room walk”

Yuki StaticResident

on Naruto Shippuden the Movie: Blood Prison

“the first half had me genuinely locked in, that lava prison creeping along like a thriller, then the winged thing showed up and everyone forgot what movie they were making”

PetalResident

on Blade II

“the reaper jaw splitting open into three pieces lives rent free in my skull, del toro you sick freak”

Dewey MarksResident

on Saw V

“that pendulum opening rips man, like the pit and the pendulum if poe had a really good time at home depot, and then the rest of the movie just kinda... sits there. i actually love the strahm/hoffman cat and mouse stuff, costas mandylor doing his whole silent intense thing while scott patterson sniffs around, but oh my god the flashbacks. half this thing is footage from movies i already watched. i don't think saw V is the death of the franchise the way everyone says, the room-of-five trap is genuinely clever once you clock what they're supposed to do, i was actually leaning in. it just keeps stopping to explain itself to me and i wanted to go shut up i was THERE for four and seven was right there waiting”