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“my own stomach kept growling in sync with the sound design and honestly that was the most immersive horror experience i've had all year, do NOT watch this on a full or empty stomach there is no correct amount of full. midori francis is doing genuinely upsetting work here, the sleep-eating stuff had me curled up like a shrimp. i loved relic so i walked in maybe hoping for that same tight patient dread and this is messier than that, it keeps grabbing a new idea every twenty minutes and none of them get to finish cooking. the trash bags in the basement looking like faces though... that image is living in me now. i wish it trusted its slow creeping half more than the throw-everything climax but the discomfort is very real and i respect a movie that makes you feel like you need a shower and a fast”

“crispin glover dances like he's being electrocuted by the holy spirit and i would die for him”

“dee wallace boarding up a farmhouse in 2026 is the only casting i will accept from now on”

“austin abrams squealing in terror while fumbling his shotgun ammo is the most relatable final-guy energy of the decade”

“the zombies carrying each other on their backs made the whole theater grunt in unison and honestly that IS the collective intelligence thing working on us”