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jamie lee curtis with an axe is worth every penny, the whole thing is basically her therapy bill coming due and honestly good for her
Dread 3/5Gore 2/5Camp 2/5
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80 reviews · 5 lists · haunting since June 2025
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The Strangers
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"is tamara home" has ruined 4am for me forever
Dread 4/5Gore 2/5
Halloween Kills
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evil dies tonight!! (says the entire town before splitting up into groups of one)
Dread 2/5Gore 4/5Camp 3/5
Soulm8te
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lily sullivan doing that stiff little android head tilt is the only thing keeping me awake here and honestly she deserved a better movie built around her. i went in wanting the trashy horny R-rated m3gan and instead got something that keeps flinching away from its own premise every time it should go feral. the karaoke bit rules, the bone-snapping stuff is genuinely nasty when it shows up, but so much of this is just watching a sad man mope around a house in ireland pretending to be america. i'm a sucker for a killer robot and even i kept checking how long was left. give me the campy version universal, cowards.
Dread 2/5Gore 3/5Camp 2/5
The Rental
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spends an hour being a movie about cheating yuppies before it remembers it's supposed to be scary
Dread 3/5Gore 2/5
Backrooms
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walked out into the mall parking lot and genuinely couldn't remember where i parked. the buzzing lights got me
Dread 4/5Gore 1/5
Black Box
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went in expecting a snakes on a plane situation and got genuinely rattled instead, which. rude. the whole thing feels like nightmare at 20,000 feet stretched out over a full flight and the fact they pulled this off on basically no money makes me insane, like the creature stuff should look cheap and it just doesn't. tom brittney is doing real work here selling the horror when everyone around him is losing it. it starts sagging when it stops trusting the mystery and wants to explain everything to you, and the last stretch loses me a little, but that claustrophobic build had my knees pulled up to my chest like a coward. that 80s/90s soundtrack itch it scratches is worth the ticket alone honestly.
Dread 4/5Gore 2/5Camp 2/5
Friday the 13th Part III
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the yo-yo. the popcorn. the joint being poked toward my face from the back of a van. this movie is CONSTANTLY handing me objects i did not ask for and i respect it so much. everyone loves to dunk on part III but this is the one where the mask shows up and honestly that alone earns it a spot near the top for me. yeah the acting is rough and the disco theme makes no sense but i had a genuinely stupid grin the whole time. the head crush is worth the price of admission alone and i say that as someone who watched it flat with no 3d glasses like a peasant
Dread 2/5Gore 4/5Camp 4/5