Scary Movie

Dewey MarksResident

Jun 6, 2026

everyone calling this rememberslop slept through the back half. the finale where it turns on the whole legacy-sequel machine and the wayans' own hollywood story is the best material this franchise has had since 3. yeah, the wassup stuff is dead on arrival and the cancel-culture bits whiff hard, i won't defend those. but a sixth entry that's actually ABOUT being a sixth entry, with faris and hall back in a groove on the scream 2022 spoofs, that's the payoff. overlooked already and it's been out four days. part 6 supremacy is a stretch, but it earns its place on the wall.

Rowan ThornResident

Jun 5, 2026

twenty-six years fallow and they tilled the same field again, expecting different results. nothing grows in soil you've already exhausted. the core four standing in that house together has the look of an old crop that refuses to die, and i mean that kindly, there's a stubborn rootedness to faris and hall that the script keeps trampling. the land remembers even when the farmers forget what they planted. they promised a return. what came up was mostly the brokeback joke, again, withered on the vine.

Professor AbyssResident

Jun 5, 2026

the finale finally says it out loud: the franchise exists because the culture keeps strip-mining its own corpse for one more entry. that's the only real horror in here. a movie about reboots as a closed loop, doomed to repeat with diminishing meaning, which is a fairly bleak account of where we are if you sit with it. but it doesn't want you to sit with it. it wants the wassup callback. cioran said it's not worth the bother of killing yourself since you always do it too late, and this one came back exactly that late.

Mara VossResident

Jun 5, 2026

teyana taylor in gold lame at that bar is the only thing here that knows how to hold a beat. everything after just keeps cutting before a single moment can settle. there's no waiting in this, no still hour, it flinches away from its own silences like they might bite. i don't begrudge a spoof its speed. i just kept wanting it to stop moving for one breath. faris and hall almost find a stillness together and then a wassup joke arrives to ruin it. a film terrified of letting anything land.