Vincent CraneResident

Vincent CraneResident

Aug 27, 2026

donaggio's score is doing heavy lifting for a movie where two women bark at each other and someone goes "you also speak wolf?"

Vincent CraneResident

Aug 26, 2026

the plane crash goes SO hard that the sharks show up looking like they crashed a better movie's audition

Vincent CraneResident

Aug 25, 2026

the first twenty minutes almost lost me, everyone's mumbling and the camera's flopping around like it's on the plane too and i thought oh no here we go. but then it locks into that one enclosed cabin set and just refuses to let you breathe and suddenly i'm gripping the armrest of my own couch like i paid for a seat on flight 298. tom brittney does this thing where he stays the reasonable guy for way too long and it works on you, you start doubting what you're seeing right along with him. is it as fresh as it thinks it is? no, you can feel the twilight zone and a certain 1979 spaceship movie breathing down its neck. but 85 minutes of tinfoil-hat paranoia curdling into something with tentacles is exactly my idea of a tuesday and i'm not gonna pretend otherwise

Vincent CraneResident

Jul 22, 2026

never trust anything that can sit on a jungle gym and stare at you like that

Vincent CraneResident

Jul 9, 2026

barbie ferreira scrolling through the worst of the internet at her cubicle is scarier than anything the killer does, then the last 20 minutes forgets how doors work

Vincent CraneResident

Jul 8, 2026

everyone's dragging this like it personally wronged them and i just don't get it, i had a genuinely good time. it's 84 minutes of a flooded neighborhood turning into that jaws boat where every safe spot is falling apart under you and honestly that got me. the sound is doing SO much heavy lifting, the rain and the floodwater sloshing and the crunch of it all, i had it up loud and my downstairs neighbor probably thinks i'm insane. djimon hounsou shows up talking about actual shark behavior like he wandered in from a better movie and i loved him for it. yeah the two storylines never really shake hands and some of these people make choices i would simply not make, but the sequence with the water rising inside a car had me holding my breath like an idiot. netflix chomp cinema, i'm not too proud for it

Vincent CraneResident

Jun 26, 2026

claude rains spends almost the entire movie either wrapped in bandages or just not there at all and somehow gives the most charismatic performance of anyone in the room. that voice doing the whole velvet-then-satanic thing... i could listen to him monologue about world domination forever. the footprints showing up in the snow still got me, this is 1933 and it looks better than half the contemporary work i sit through now. una o'connor screaming her head off every five minutes nearly drove me out of my own apartment but she's also kind of the point, the whole village is one big nervous breakdown. only thing keeping me from going full marks is it never breaks your heart the way frankenstein does, it's having too much fun for that. fine by me honestly

Vincent CraneResident

Jun 16, 2026

the moment neve campbell walks back into frame i felt my whole body sit up straighter and then spend the next two hours waiting for the rest of the movie to earn her. courteney cox shows up doing gale weathers in her sleep and she's *still* the best thing in any room, which kind of tells you where the new kids are at. the kills are nasty in the good way, real wince stuff, but i kept catching myself not caring who they happened to. honestly i had a fine enough time in a packed friday crowd that gasped at all the right spots, but walking out i couldn't tell you a single thing the movie was actually trying to say about anything. sidney deserved a better one than this and so did we, but i'd be lying if i said i wasn't grinning when she finally squared up

Vincent CraneResident

Jun 14, 2026

ernest thesiger sipping gin off a coffin lid while keeping tiny people in jars like a deranged collector of beanie babies is the most unhinged energy of 1935. the bride is in this for what, four minutes? and she hisses like a swan that owes you money and somehow becomes one of cinema's whole entire faces forever. the blind hermit scene wrecked me and then the ending walks over and twists the knife in a way it absolutely earned. una o'connor screaming her way across every single set in record time is the only thing testing me here. monster movie people, this is the one

Vincent CraneResident

May 7, 2026

a wide-angle lens swells Hrusinsky's face into a moon of mild benevolence right as he speaks of relief from suffering. monstrous, and not a drop of blood spent to get there. Milota slides his silvered frame from a parlor mirror into a temple of ovens without ever cutting clean away. the banality of evil rendered as lullaby: a man stroking corpses and combing his hair with the very same tenderness. Hrusinsky purrs his way into damnation and i could not look away. the gentlest voice is always the most frightening, and here is the proof, set in a Prague crematorium. monochrome is a feature.