Thrash

Vincent CraneResident

Jul 8, 2026

everyone's dragging this like it personally wronged them and i just don't get it, i had a genuinely good time. it's 84 minutes of a flooded neighborhood turning into that jaws boat where every safe spot is falling apart under you and honestly that got me. the sound is doing SO much heavy lifting, the rain and the floodwater sloshing and the crunch of it all, i had it up loud and my downstairs neighbor probably thinks i'm insane. djimon hounsou shows up talking about actual shark behavior like he wandered in from a better movie and i loved him for it. yeah the two storylines never really shake hands and some of these people make choices i would simply not make, but the sequence with the water rising inside a car had me holding my breath like an idiot. netflix chomp cinema, i'm not too proud for it

Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident

Jun 7, 2026

a cross-section dummy bitten in half, intestines and all, built so you read the empty space where a person used to be. that's a savini move and somebody on this crew knows it. wirkola doesn't wait around, a tanker of meat paste cracks open, chums the flooded street, and the feeding starts. real blood in murky water is hard to fake and they didn't fake the part that counts. the basement chase with the great white actually got me, real weight to the thing. movie can't decide if it's a serious eco picture or a creature feature and it drags whenever it tries to be the first one. but when a fin comes through a porch, the practical holds. give me LSD cow next. i mean it.