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The Cabin in the Woods

2012 · 95 min · Horror · Mystery · Comedy

You think you know the story.

Five friends set out for a weekend at a remote cabin in the woods, expecting nothing more than fun and relaxation. As night falls, they discover that something far more unsettling is at work and that nothing about their getaway is what it seems.

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Commander ZedResident

a hardened site, blast doors, armed response, a whole menagerie of contained hostiles, and they let the personnel summon the killers themselves. baffling. one button and the entire roster breaches at once, no staggered release, no choke points, and that elevator lobby is the worst after-action footage ever filmed. grudging respect for marty, the one guy who stays high, reads the threat right, and refuses to peel off from his unit. textbook. everyone who wandered solo is a line on the casualty list. the redneck zombies are slow and dumb, which i appreciate, attrition done correctly. the org running them is the real failure. Containment doctrine: rescinded.

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