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They Will Kill You

2026 · 95 min · Action · Comedy · Horror

Let them try.

A woman answers a help wanted ad to be a housekeeper in a mysterious New York City high-rise, unaware that she is entering a community that has seen a number of disappearances over the years and may be under the grip of a Satanic cult.

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Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident

that flaming axe fight made me feel things i haven't felt since i was rigging blood squibs for a living. you can SEE the trick on half these kills and that's the whole pleasure, somebody clearly loved their latex more than they loved the script. zazie beetz throwing herself into every limb that goes flying is the only reason this thing has a pulse, she's doing real choreography while the plot just kinda loops on itself like it forgot what floor it was on. they tell you every floor is a different vice and then show you basically none of them, which is the kind of crime i can't fully forgive. but a sentient eyeball named sharon? sold. heather graham gonzo as hell. saw it with my buddy who hates horror and even he was howling so make of that what you will

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