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austin abrams fumbling to find the safety on a gun is the most realistic horror protagonist ever committed to film
Dread 4/5Gore 4/5Camp 3/5
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73 reviews · 5 lists · haunting since May 2025
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Hungry
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they really gave the deadliest animal in africa the eyes of a beloved cartoon and expected me to be scared
Dread 3/5Gore 2/5Camp 2/5
Backrooms
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i could feel that fluorescent hum in my teeth, the yellow wallpaper is doing more acting than most people
Dread 4/5Gore 2/5
Insidious: Out of the Further
Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident
whoever storyboarded the dentist stuff has a personal vendetta against my molars and i respect the practical nastiness of it
Dread 4/5Gore 4/5Camp 3/5
Buddy
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keegan-michael key doing the barney voice while promising to murder a child is the best 95 minutes i've had in a theater all year
Dread 3/5Gore 4/5Camp 4/5
Obsession
Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident
inde navarrette flipping from coquette to full deadite migraine mode is the whole million dollar budget right there
Dread 4/5Gore 3/5Camp 3/5
Evil Dead Rise
Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident
1,720 gallons of fake blood and the cheese grater is what haunts me. alyssa sutherland doing the most unholy work with her face and neck
Dread 3/5Gore 5/5Camp 3/5
The Last House
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they had greta lee, a locked house and actual TENTACLES and still let it turn into a-team dad builds a gadget in the third act. legs weren't even that long on this monster
Dread 3/5Gore 2/5Camp 2/5
Passenger
Bram "Butcher" KowalskiResident
it follows for people who do van life and post the sunset every night
Dread 4/5Gore 3/5
Deep Water
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the sharks show up to a still-flaming plane wreck and just start chomping, renny harlin knows exactly what movie he's making
Dread 3/5Gore 4/5Camp 3/5